Useless Throw Argument Brainstorm

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rickyboy
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Useless Throw Argument Brainstorm

Post by rickyboy »

Recently I had to write an escaping throw in a newlisp program, like this:

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(dolist x xs
  (catch
    (let
      ...something...
      (if condition-holds (throw 'escape))
      ...something...)))
So if the condition holds the second something won't get evaluated.

Well, the throw argument doesn't get used by the catch, in this case; so it could be any value. The argument 'escape after a while sounded kind of boring, and since this is a whimsical crowd (after my own heart), I thought a brainstorm of useless throw arguments was in order. The whole expression must be either as funny as possible or as much of a groaner as possible.

I'm shooting for the latter for my entries:

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(throw 'tantrum)
(throw 'curveball)
You get the idea. This one is a particular groaner:

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(throw 22)
because of what ostensibly happens after a throw of 22. (* rimshot *) :-)

Your turn!
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Post by cormullion »

I'll just

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(throw up)
or down if necessary.

m i c h a e l
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Post by m i c h a e l »

Here are a few:

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(throw 'in-the-towel)
(throw 'a-party)
(throw 'away)
(throw 'pillow) ; or rug
(throw 'the-car-into-reverse)
(throw 'underhanded) ; or overhanded
(throw 'momma-from-the-train)
I cannot attest to their funniness or groaniness ;-)

m i c h a e l

rickyboy
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Post by rickyboy »

m i c h a e l, you just reminded me of something -- this offered with apologies to all denizens of Venus:

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(throw 'like-a-girl)
:-)
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newdep
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Post by newdep »

(throw life-buoy)

(throw towel-in-the-ring)



(constant 'spoil throw)
(spoil milk)
-- (define? (Cornflakes))

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Post by cormullion »

been watching Lord of the Rings so:

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(throw "doh Baggins")
That's enough...! Please. :-)[/code]

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Post by Jeff »

(throw me-a-bone) here, people. This is silly.
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